Funny kids

I have to share some of my kids latest and greatest kid-isms.

This morning Trevor takes some extra care getting dressed, brushing teeth and his hair. He asks Natalee "How do I look?" and she says "with your eyes!"

When I put Collin down for a nap I lock the door at first because he started getting up and leaving and he really needs his nap. Usually he tries the door once (the door also sticks so it's a doubly hard door to open) and goes back to his bed and sleeps. ( I unlock the door sometime after he falls asleep). On Tuesday I hear him messing with the door and I assume he will just go back to sleep and then I hear the door click and he opens it. Out comes Collin with "champion" arms (fists high above his head) and says "Did it!" Just for making me laugh he got an extra 10 minutes of playing out of me before I had him head back to bed.

Natalee has been asking for a dog for quite some time. I tell her that she can get a dog when Hannah is 4 and she is 8 (The absolute soonest I can fathom that right now). When I picked her up from preschool, her teacher tells me that she was telling them that she can have a dog when she's 48. Well I suppose she can have whatever dog she wants then...

Trevor comes home from school telling me that the smartest girl in his class is giving him her number the next day. I ask him why he needs her number. Trevor said the girl informed him that he is to call her to ask if she can go out. Trevor was informed that he will then pick her up and take her to Red Lobster's followed by a movie. Trevor was quite concerned at being able to accomplish this feat. I told him he had to tell her that was called "dating" and he can't do that until 16. He was relieved. I do have to say I can see why she is the smartest in the class.

Hope you enjoyed the kid-isms. At least they make me laugh...